ha.

This is actually amazing. I wonder if they send you pictures of the whole process your adopted lamb goes through.

Here we are petting it and spraying raddle in its eyes.

here it is frolicking with other lambs with no tails after being taken from its mother

oooh look now its in a pen with all the other boy lambs. we can tell this because we took a chunk out of its ear while we were burning off it's tail and putting a rubber ring around its balls.

It's fat enough now so were loading it onto a truck to go and die so we can eat it and

craft a pair of ug boots from it's supple skin.

All this for only $270!

Plus we profit from the wool, skin and flesh of your lambykins

Oh how I wish I had come up with this.